Homemade sausage
this is the act of p–ping into a condom then tying off the condom. you can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. a healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. a sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. other combinations are also possible. results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.
the other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. i showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. she had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. clearly we were on different pages.
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