Homemade Special
when a crazy -ss b-tch gets busted for shoplifting at walmart and reaches into her pants to throw sh-t at the guard to get away.
dude 1: bro, better duck and cover, that crazy -ss b-tch is giving the security guard a homemade special with extreme prejudice!
dude 2: whoa! incoming!
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