Homemade Yumm Bowl
when a woman wakes up sluggish after a long night of wine drinking and funky s-x with her husband and is in need of a delicious, comforting meal. the need is compounded on on foggy, cold days. the wife takes all the ingredients in her refrigerator, mixes them together in a big bowl, gets naked in the kitchen and slathers the mixture all over her body, while eating it. if she is suffering from an -extreme- hangover, she inserts the homemade yumm bowl concoction into her -n-s.
d-mn! what a rough night! my head is pounding and i’m exhausted! gotta get my homemade yumm bowl on!
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