homeosexual


you are straight but you either like boys who look like girls or girls who look like boys. from the greek “homeo” meaning “similar”.
lara’s boyfriend kurtis looks so much like a girl she must be a homeos-xual
a gay male from the ghetto of afro-american ethnicity.
man, homey, that dude from the ‘hood is so gay he be homeos-xual.
one whose s-x life has become so diluted by lack of s-x that it is now largely composed of memories of past s-xual encounters and is unlikely to contain any actual physical s-xual activity.
since his missus stopped putting out, bob has been getting so little action he’s transformed into a homeos-xual
a person who is in homeostasis with their s-xuality. in other words, someone who is completely comfortable with their s-xuality, whether they be gay, straight, bis-xual, as-xual, or anything else.

it can be used as a noun or as an adjective.
male friend 1 (referring to peanuts): and then he told me not to touch his nuts.

male friend 2: no h-m-?

male friend 1: i’m homeos-xual. i don’t need to tell you that i’m straight.

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john and jack were making out in public. they are homeos-xuals.

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