homepwnership
annoying maintenance/labor/money costs of owning a home. you may own the house, but the house pwns you.
yeah, sure, you’re building your equity or whatever, but you also have to fix plumbing, redo the roof, and mow the lawn. homepwnership ain’t for me, broseph.
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