Homer
1. american bonehead.
2. pull a homer: to succeed despite idiocy.
“looks like i just pulled a homer!”
– magic johnson, after slipping on water and having the ball fly out of his hands, off a ref’s head, and into the basket for the game winning three pointer.
someone who shows blind loyalty to a team or organization, typically ignoring any shortcomings or faults they have.
“that guy is a total broncos homer, they haven’t done anything good all season!”
a blind greek poet and storyteller.
the odyssey is one of the famous cl-ssic works by homer.
homer simpson, moronic head of the animated simpson’s family. voted greatest american of all time (beating out presidents like abraham lincoln) in a uk poll.
-homer after hearing the news- d’oh! wait a sec… d’oh!
in baseball – to hit a home run.
wow! that ball went flying. looks like a homer.
the patriarch of the simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his cl-ssic catch phrases.
“homer’s odyssey? is this about the time i rented that minivan?”
a sports fan who picks his/her team to win, despite objective evidence to the contrary
don’t make your bets based on what d-ck says, his picks are always ruled by homerism.
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