homersexual
someone (can be male or female) who is s-xually aroused by simpsons characters
joe: d-mn, marge is hooooooot in the new season!
kenny: dude, why didn’t you tell me you were a homers-xual!
a name from one of the prank phone calls that bart does to moe on the simpsons. it is used in season 2, episode 7f15, princ-p-l charming.
bart: h-llo is homer there?
moe: homer who?
bart: homer s-xual.
moe: well, one second, let me check. uhh homer s-xual. oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be homer s-xual.
homer: ha ha, don’t look at me.
moe: oh no, you rotten little punk. if i ever get a hold of you i’ll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.
people who are attracted to homer are called homer s-xuals.
marge: “i’m a f-cking homer s-xual”!!!
a man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. category that originated with homer simpson. any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to homer simpson.
any police officer or fireman you have ever met. “he got all homers-xual and hit me for grabbing his boston creme.”
a person who becomes s-xually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.
susan’s reaction to the return of roger clemens gave away her undying homers-xual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.
n. – male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship
stan: jane seems to have her sh-t together.
alice: i agree – she’s sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
stan: what’s with john? he’s a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
alice: i know – i guess jane’s a homers-xual.
the polar opposite of metros-xual
he’s such a homers-xual – he doesn’t even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.
a guy or girl that only prefers to have s-x with those that share their regional or ethnic background. very common among the closeminded and bigots. also the exact opposite of captain kirk.
homers-xual: “no way i’m sleeping with that asian chick….i need a jersey girl.”
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