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someone smart enough to get out of sitting through the daily 7 hours of bullsh-t our nation calls “school”. generally the all-around coolest people ever, along with being the best educated element of society.

typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless f-cktards who secretly wish they didn’t have to go to school either.
d-mn! that homeschooled guy just got laid twice last night! too bad the guys who go to school are socially inert, castrated sheep, or they could have some fun too…
if you know someone with a matter-of-fact att-tude who regularly makes awkward jokes/statements out of turn, exhibits hyper-white characteristics, or simply possesses a number less-than-desirable eccentricities, this is likely the agency to blame.
“i found out that noah was homeschooled. everything about him suddenly makes sense.”
1. a form of schooling devised by parents who feel that somehow they can provide a better education to the kids than a trained teacher.

2. how parents of teenage celebrities get their kids out of school.

3. a clever way to keep your son/daughter a virgin until high school
examples:

1. father: so are we sending jack to a private or public school?
mother: well, i thought we’d homeschool him, that way we can make sure he never develops his own beliefs!

2. tv reporter (to the jobrohos or jonas brothers): so what school do you go to?
jobrohos: well, we’re homeschooled (all wink)

3. dad: well, i thought about sending janie to a celibacy clinic, but i decided just to homeschool her..
a system where your parents are in control of your education, and not some so-called teacher they hardly ever see. in a functional homeschooling family, a parent teaches their child, can give them the attention and care they need. the parent can make sure that their child not only learns important facts, but grasps concepts as well. in this manner, a parent can also ensure that the beliefs and morals they have attempted to instill in their children are not corrupted by unruly, dysfunctional children, or teachers who want them to think like everyone else. children should be encouraged to think on their own, and develop their own opinions. their personalities should not be squashed, and they should not be overly-sheltered in a decent homeschooling environment.
homeschool groups exist to make sure that children are able to socialize with others their age, and to offer extra cl-sses (like ballroom dance, art, or more complicated cl-sses parents are unable to teach). often, groups will organize dances, field trips, and even sports teams or music and drama groups.
unfortunately, not all homeschooling families work this way, but many do. public and private schools do not always work either (in case no one else has noticed).
i was homeschooled until 8th grade.

homeschooling is misunderstood.

homeschool is not for everyone.
everybody is like: ”it sounds like so much fun! you can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!”.
no. being homeschooled is far from fun. i’ve been homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing.
it’s great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits.

basically, you oversleep every morning because what’s the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some weather channel. and then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours.

then after that there’s nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch tv for hours. on. end. and go on urban dictonary and facebook and eat junk food.

and eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don’t care because you want someone to talk to! and that’s basically your only social life. the computer. social network sites. online friends. and cyber bullying.

what a life…
and if your a failure at school, your mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of tv and eating.

the only way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk.
so yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, i highly reccomend you do not become homeschooled!
”ha. look at that suicidal girl, she must of been homeschooled”.
the worst thing ever that will have you depressed in your teenage years, locked up in your room and crying yourself asleep. i am homeschooled and now i see no point in waking up every day.
lucille: hey so how is school going?
me: pretty good. exept for the fact that i havent any friends, my mom yells at me all day and so does my dad, i am bored most of the time, i hate my life, i will never have decent social skills or a boyfriend or go to parties, i cannot go to school because my dad says it is a horrible slow paced world in there, i can never escape my mom ect…
lucille: well that sounds nice… thats what you get for being homeschooled.
me: i hate you sooo much right now.
the best way to secure the fact that you’re going to spend your teenage years a depressed, lonely, suicidal wreck who’ll spend there days watching tv and stealing their dad’s klonopin and vodka. occasionally you actually do school work, but you usually just cheat cause it’s a computer program and all you need is a p-ssword to get the answers. which is defidently not good considering that you weren’t that smart to begin with and will spend your life in a minimum wage job due to the the fact that you have no dreams or expectations for life. this is as good as it’s gonna get.

this isn’t the case for everyone, some homeschool kids have parents that, you know, bother to actually homeschool them and give a sh-t if they take 4 sleeping pills a night because they’ve got no reason to wake up, and it’s much easier to sleep your life away instead of having to deal with the anxiety and disapointments of the outside world.

also, some people don’t hate themselves and the rest of the world.
person 1: dude, my parents are gonna homeschool me, yes, i can’t wait to get to sleep in late and go to the mall during the weekday when there’s no crowds! super fun!

me:yeah..it is fun at first…until 9 months go by and you end up sleeping all day because you’ve got nothing else to do and you’ve practically destroyed any social skills you had because you’ve gone so long without human contact. super fun indeed.