homesexual


someone who will only have s-x in their own home.
so, how was the vacation in hawaii?

it was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homes-xual.

ooooookkkaaayyy…
s-x with furniture, usually found within someones home.
does not refer to the number of people involved, see “furngy”, but specifically, someone who enjoys s-x with household furniture and items.
kevin: briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
briana: i was feeling a little homes-xual last night, sorry.

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