Homeskilletateersman


the coolest homeskillet around (see: homeskillet). particularly, a true homeskillet who has gone adventuring and/or galavanting about the countryside with a sword and/or a double-headed axe. the homeskilletateersman will tend to congregate – esp. over the holidays – with other like-minded homeskilletateersmen to reflect on many a merry verbal outburst
“yo homie, that dude be the flyest homeskilletateersman i ever did rightly saw.”

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