hometown fuck


all persons from 18-26 who have moved further than 200 miles away from the location that they lost their virginity (aka home) retain a certain idealization for a person they use to fornicate with. the special bond requiring each time they go home to call said person. feeling a need to inform them that both of their reproductive organs are once again in a close proximatey of each other. it dates back to persia during alexander the great era.
college guy: d-mn i can’t wait i get home and see my hometown f-ck.

friend: what about katie?

college guy: what about her? hometown f-cks are for life. special bond.

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