homework

the worst thing ever. we spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (see school) it’s like these -ssrammers we have for teachers can’t accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. they have to send sh-t home with us. homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. then we don’t get it done or do it 5 minutes before it’s due in and f-ck it up. and if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it’ll be one of the few days our c-nt -ss teachers give us an extension or doesn’t check it. but if we half -ss that sh-t, don’t have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don’t f-cking give half a sh-t those -ssrammers will check f-cking check that sh-t. don’t get me f-cking started on what happens when we don’t do our meaningless homework. we get humiliated & a bad grade. homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. it’s used to try to force us to conform to the government’s mold of an average citizen working a bullsh-t 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. homework takes free time we have away. some teachers give us -ssloads of this -n-l discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. all in all homework and school suck d-ck and they’re used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
friend: hey can you come over and hangout today?
me: no, these c-msl-ts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

parents: can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
me: no i have too much f-cking j-zz tryna be shoved down my throat by these f-cktard -ssrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government’s idea of a life for me.

clark’s american history homework

homework/test
you go to school for f-cking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the -ss (figuratively) from d-ckhead students and f-cktard teachers. then you go home, which should be time that doesn’t involve learning sh-t you don’t care about. but no, these c-nt–ss teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. they crave more. so they unload a huge amount of this -ss discharge they call homework on you. it can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you’re done (no biggie) to a f-cking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished cl-sswork, studying for a test you know you’re going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn’t care to read. and these teachers are clever too. if you spent f-cking hours on this sh-t and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherf-cking morning, these -ssrammers won’t even check the d-mn homework the next day. oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn’t give two sh-ts about it and didn’t do it, the -ssholes will ask you turn it in. all in all, school sucks, cl-sswork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the f-cking sc-m of the earth.
i’m supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book i didn’t have the time to read (-ssigned by old b-tch goodman) and to study for a math test i’m probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat sl-t preston). except i don’t give two sh-ts about it, so i’m writing a definition for urban dictionary. what? you think i should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? well f-ck you then, you can kiss my -ss.
homework: (noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (see evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, cr-p)
my satan teacher gave me cr-p
homework is a form of suppressing a child’s individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear “intelligent.” in american society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.
go to school. do your homework. get a job. retire. die. you won’t be remembered. you didn’t make an impact. but you did help keep america’s economy functioning (yes, i did intend to start a sentence with “but,” and despite what some moronic english teacher might have told you, that is okay). good job.
buisy work that deprives students of valuable sleep hours.
you look tired, yeah i had a 5 page paper due yesterday.
great to procrastinate to. usually half -ssed.
“i spent six hours doing my chem homework and didn’t finish.”
“it was that long!?”
“no, i was watching paint dry.”
an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
i was up all night doing that homework… ugh!
an excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.
can you come over and help me do my homework?

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