Homie Glide


when one heteros-xual man lubes up another heteros-xual mans b-tt cheeks then continues to hump it in a t-tty f-cking fashion. there is no penetration of the -n-s therefor is not gay.
“yo, arthur, i’m bored and like women, should we homie glide to p-ss the time”

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