homie smasher


a girl who has dated and/or f-cked 2 or more people in the same crew. maybe 3.

warning: do not date a homie smasher. these girls may seem like they’ve changed their old whorish ways but please believe me: the haven’t. and you’re gonna look like a dumb-ss.
“yo i heard steve’s dating suzie. she totally f-cked brian, jake, and zach.. thats three …d-mn that b-tch a homie smasher.”

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