hommer

to describe ones friends or enemies in a derogatory manner. to be h-m-s-xual.

an extension of the noun, and oft used colloquialism, h-m-s-xual which is characterized by same-s-x contact, either as a genital act or as a long-term s-xuoerotic status. not conforming to the statistical nor the ideological norm.
with an extraverted pr-nunciation of the homm and trailing instance of the er.

a) “don’t be a hommer!”
in the instance of a friend or acquaintance about to disembark the evenings session.

b) “you are such a hommer!”
on using unsucessful attempts to persuade said friend or acquaintance to continue the evenings session.

c) “darryl is such a hommer!”
used to describe the actions of an individual on previous occasions in the instace of the individual performing a h-m-s-xual act.

i.e. leaving smoke club to see your partner.
2 more definitions
a particularly foul-smelling and full-bodied bout of flatulence, that feels so thick it wouldn’t be surprising if it had a life of its own. barely detectable at first, but when it hits you, it’s like a wall of stench.
the “hom” syllable sounds like the “rom” part of cd-rom.
also the unfortunate choice of stage name of a dj, popular on the internet for his remixes.
don’t you try and blame that hommer on me, if any one dares check by sniffing they’ll find it came from you!
hommer – derived from the prefix of h-m-s-xual. a derogatory term that can be used to offend a friend upon annoyance or to attract the attention of a gay.
excuse me hommer, you do realise that -n-l b-gg-ry is wrong?
or
(in the colloquial)
you’re such a hommer, why did you smoke the last 88!