Homo fapiens


1. a term used to describe a person who spends excessive amounts of time fapping.
2. a mispr-nunciation of ‘h-m- sapiens’.
joel: what’s up with pete? he keeps disappearing into his room.
francois: that guy’s addicted to fapping… he’s a real live specimen of h-m- fapiens.

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