homo sapien conservatissphincterus
h-m-sapiens conservatissphincterus
a member of the hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and h-m-sapiens sapiens. although clearly human-like in appearance, dna testing has revealed that the h-m-sapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to h-m-sapiens neanderthalensis.
the h-m-sapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the h-m-sapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced h-m-sapiens sapiens.
inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by h-m-sapiens conservatissphincterus.
scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, h-m-sapiens sapiens and h-m-sapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. the rest of us are trying to figure out why.”
the h-m- sapien conservatissphincterus thinks children should die if their parents can’t afford health care or medical bills.
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