Homo Sapiens Retardus


an offspring of the mysp-ce generation.

the h-m- sapiens r-t-rdus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. they are usually frowned upon by other members of the h-m- genus.
michael cannot get a p-ssport because he is listed as a ‘h-m- sapiens r-t-rdus’ in the citizen-register.

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