Homo spindelus
h-m- spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. characteristics of h-m- spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make h-m-s-xual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
“do you remember michael from high school?”
“yeah, he’s definitely a h-m- spindelus.”
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