homo-straight
noun:
a person that you love in every way other than romantically. a person you would marry, but not have s-x with. (aka. someone you wanna bone without boning!)
ex: matt peck and chris guerrieri
adjective:
describes a same s-x platonic love relationship.
dude 1: hey! look at those two dudes over there!
dude 2: what? those dudes over there?
dude 1: yeah man. they’re totally h-m–strait!
matt peck: chris, man. you know you’re my favorite h-m–straight, right?
chris g: h-ll yeah!! dude you know you’re mine too!
fun facts:
the word h-m–straight is etymologically inspired by h-m-strates the first known man to be declared someone’s h-m–straight!
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