a p*ssy of a hurricane.
eric: are you all evacuating for hurricane matthew?
ryan: are you kidding me? with hb2, the single s*x multiple occupancy bathroom law, we can’t get hurricanes to come to north carolina.
eric: ya, mathew is turning out to be a h*m*caine
- chinese f*ck boi
an asian person who likes to be really gay wow tim is such a chinese f*ck boi
- b*tt answer
b*tt answer similar to b*tt dial, though on the receiving end. when you accidentally answer your phone by sitting down. getting in to the car today, i heard jill over my bluetooth speaker. she must have called me right as i was getting in to the seat causing a b*tt answer. she said that she […]
- bro tow
to tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers hey alex! bro tow me in for a hand plant!
alian a big teddy bear and a spanish f*ckhead and sucks d*ck better that a hoe offered 500 dollars alian is a person man