Homochondriac
a person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they’re not. thinks every time that they look at a guy they’re going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same s-x. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.
eric is such a h-m-chondriac that he won’t even make eye contact with most guys anymore
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