homocidal monkey


the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy’s closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter doom, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. “diediedie”

p.s. he’s blind!!!
..seven days.. is doomsday.. the h-m-cidal monkey is going to.. eat you. k bye.

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