Homoclaustrophobia


n.
the fear of being trapped
in an enclosed sp-ce with
a b-mmer
dan and bill edged away from the gradually closing walls of the tomb. it was when dan felt a mystery hand enclose around his own that he very suddenly developed an acute case of h-m-claustrophobia.

Read Also:

  • Homohorrible

    using insulting h-m-s-xual words such as “gay” “poof” “fairy” “nancy boy” and “f-ggot” to describe someone or something in a negative way. girl: “geez, these earings are so ‘gay’, and look at that woman over there, she’s such a ‘f-ggot’” boy: “omg! don’t be so h-m-horrible, my brothers a h-m-s-xual y’know”

  • Ho parade

    any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present. yo, you going to the ho parade sat-rday? i heard everyone is going to get laid.

  • hoplisnasas

    this word originates from the word “nasasalahiplas” which i have no idea what it means. basically this is the word you would use in dire need of a expetive but finding none, use this instead. oh hoplisnasas! my motherhoplisnasas is on god-hoplisnasas fire! holy hoplisnasas!

  • hork-idge

    the phlegm and clogging inside your throat or nose that you may be trying to spit out, hereby making the horkidge noises to remove said phlegm. sometimes the result of eating dairy products such as ice cream, or the common cold. “elaine sure has alot of hork-idge from eating that malt, that sound she makes […]

  • horse's patootie

    old skool for -ss, dumb-ss, moron, b-tt, horse’s b-tt — smell and all take the lens covers off the binoculars–you might see better. well, ain’t i the horse’s patootie! don’t -ssume. it makes a horse’s patootie out of u and me.


Disclaimer: Homoclaustrophobia definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.