Homolunch
the alternative to going out for lunch. typically used when you’re trying to save money, but can also apply when you’re trying to eat healthy.
scott: what’s for lunch?
derek: i don’t know, man. i think i’m just gonna have h-m-lunch before all that turkey i bought goes bad.
scott: f-ck!….hey, you know what’s awesome about h-m-lunch?
derek: nothing.
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