homophonia
hōməˈfōnēə
noun
an extreme and irrational aversion to words that sound like other words.
some guy in utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. a clear case of h-m-phonia.
a sociological affliction. the fear of dialing that phone number found on the bathroom wall due to the fact the person who both wrote the message, and will now be answering the phone, is gay.
sam sat on the cr-pper and looked at the wall to his right. “for the best bj of your life call 555-555-5555.” sam was h-rny and he wanted to call, but he had a bad case of h-m-phonia.
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