homosexification
when your girlfriend (or other girls) attempt to convert you to h-m-s-xuality, through various methods; such as watching brokeback mountain, the secret garden, the sisterhood of the traveling pants, or the divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood. other methods include taking you shoe shopping, waxing your eyebrows, or making you go to a celine dion concert. this results in the complete loss of masculinity.
yo, my girl tried to start my h-m-s-xification process; she just made me take an ice skating lesson.
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