Homosexual Advantage
an unappreciated advantage of being a h-m-s-xual that straight guys would love to have but can’t because they would get slapped.
examples of h-m-s-xual advantage are:
1) touching br–sts without getting slapped
2) grabbing -sses without getting slapped
3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change
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