Hompan
from h-m-s-xual and panic.
an accusation that a person made a certain decision because they were suffering from an irrational fear that they are h-m-s-xual.
can be used to trap a person within their own circle of fear, as an insult based on the subject’s own latent h-m-phobia, either seriously or in a jocular fashion.
can be countered by not being a parochial idiot.
1)dan:why did i nail that sk-nk? i am now regretting that decision.
joe:hompan, my friend. you overcompensate, feeling the need to entertain chicks to prove to everyone including yourself that you’re not hom.
2)dan:why didn’t i go nail that sk-nk? i immediately regret that decision.
joe:hompan! you realised you were a hom and couldn’t go through with it.
3)dan:are you gay?
joe:no even though i’ve never had a girlfriend in my life.
dan:sounds like you have hompan buddy.
4)dan:are you really a gay person?
joe:no, i have sired a child and been living happily in a monogamous relationship with a woman for some time.
dan:hmmm…..sounds like hompan to me.
joe:g-ddammit!
counter:-
joe:you have a bad case of hompan, old bean.
dan:you’re an idiot.
joe:touché
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