Homtastic


basically a mock on the word ‘fantastic’, where ‘hom’ stands for h-m-.
can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a h-m-s-xual one.
becky: “i gaze up at the sun, and i’m comforted because i know that the same sun’s light is lighting your face.” what do you think?

johnny: homtastic!

becky: “huh?”

johnny: “that sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it.”

becky: hey, i am a girl. i am allowed!

johnny: right, i forgot. girls can get away with anything.
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combination of h-m-s-xual and fantastic.

something that is fantastically gay
dave: did you see that pink jeep
pete: yeah, it was homtastic

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