honer
a half b-n-r. a little more than fluffy but less than than a full out b-n-r. you get one mainly when you see a decent girl in a bikini or your grinding at a school dance.
girl: do i give you a b-n-r
guy: nah just a honer
girl: so im like a 6
guy: d-mn your psychic
girl: i can tell by the size of your honer
a partial erection; neither limp nor hard
jeremy had a honer after the first kiss.
a slang, somewhat derogatory, word for a j-panese person. derived from the j-panese word for a j-panese person: nihonjin. the least offensive of all the racist terms for a j-panese person.
i don’t feel like going to the j-panese place and hanging out with a bunch of honers all night.
playing heroes of newerth while getting a b-n-r.
hey dude you want to go get a honer?
someone who is suspected of practising (or honing)their repetoire in front of the mirror at home, paramount to auto-erotocism
what a f-cking honer
a person who hones there skill with there bone. aka the kid you wish you hadn’t walked in on.
1. bill, “oh snap frank what are you doing?”
frank, “i am honering, leave now!”
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