honest boner
an erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.
i have to be careful around zooey b/c she gives me an honest b-n-r so easily.
1 more definition
an erection achieved without the -ssistance of ed medication, like v–gr- or cialis.
i’ve gotten so used to this stuff, i haven’t had an honest b-n-r in years.
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