honest

what everyone wants you to be, but no one wants to hear
girl: come on! be honest am i fat?

guy: fine, honestly your fat.

girl: wtf is wrong with you f-ggot? i f-cking hate you.
a divine attribute we often wrongly -ssign to one we admire, but sadly, like telepathy, honesty is a characteristic not inherent in humanity. to be truly and completely honest with someone, one must first be truly and completely honest with one’s self. since our species is incapable of seeing past its own fears, desires, prejudices, convictions, emotional attachments, memories and flawed perceptions, man is not capable of viewing an unfiltered reality. every single conclusion a person comes to is first carefully screened and reviewed through a series of subconscious unrelated facets of collective reasoning and thus all humanity is blind to all truth. thus, no one is truly and completely honest with themselves and thus cannot be truly and completely honest with others. the most anyone can hope to give is their honest opinion. but that’s all it is, an opinion.
to give an example would be contrary to my definition of “honest.”
when something happens exactly as predicted.
“i think mary’s gonna puke.”
“mary puked.”
“oh, man. that was honest.”
a significant human quality in which a person communicates and acts truthfully, in accordance with a sense of faithfulness, sincerity, and fairness. honesty is one of the characteristics that establishes a virtuous person. honesty implies a lack of deceit. a princ-p-l reason for this may be that honesty simplifies communication, in that honest statements can be trusted at point blank with little or no doubt. an honest person describes one who will always (or mostly always) tell true statements, narratives, or promises.
a honest person is someone who will never lie, cheat, or steal. this is the type of person that can easily be trusted by others.
attorney: so the date of birth (of the baby) was august 8th, 2008?
witness: yes, of course.
attorney: i have reviewed the baby’s birth certificate, and it turns out that the birth date was, in fact, august 8, 2008. thank you for being honest with me.
witness: no problem.
(note: honest is different than truth)
not deceptive or fraudulent; completely telling the truth in regards to the matter at hand
she asked where he was at midnight. he was honest and said he was at another woman’s house, as opposed to saying he was at “someone’s” house, or a “buddy’s” house.
the technical term for how hair matts up on the back of the head after vigorous, missionary position s-x.
“when she came out of his hotel room, her lipstick was smeared and her hair was a ho nest.”
used when talking to a friend that doesn’t believe you when you call someone a f-cking douche.
pete hopkins is a very honest guy.