honey steamer
first, use honey as an -n-l lubricant and j-zz in her b-tt. then pull out, and have her put her b-tt in your face. after that, have her fart forcefully, spraying your face with the honey-j-zz mixture, (which will look like steam) and the two of you can enjoy licking it off.
for our two-year anniversary, i treated my girlfriend to an all-you-can-eat taco dinner, and when we got home, she treated me to a honey steamer. yum!
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