honeymail
the art of b-ttering up your significant-other through jewelry, clothes, watches and other items of value to the opposite s-x, thereby currying favours and reducing resistance to outrageous investments in cars, bikes, consumer electronic or other hobbies that would otherwise be a lightning rod for domestic confrontation.
“my wife hates me spending any mod money on my audi s4. getting a stage 3 turbo kit cost me a ladies rolex in honeymail.”
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