Honeymoon Hike


the term can be used as taking a honeymoon hike when the entire family is in the house and there is no where for you and your partner to go for some privacy. so taking a hike for a quickie, let it be bj, hj or goin for it all and havin s-x against the trees or on the ground if your dirty enough for it. its usually just a quickie but whatever.
“babe theres no where to go for us to be alone, grandparents are nappin in your room, parents are giving a tour to your cousins and theres kids running around all over the place, lets take a honeymoon hike.”

example 2.
“where were you guys?” asked lucy
“we went out for a hike” said tyrone and ami
“theres no mountains here, its florida.” said lucy
“honeymoon hike” said tyrone
“oh”

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