Honeypoon Period


that wonderful time at the beginning of a relationship where the fights are far away in the distance and the s-x is seemingly never ending. the time before you could possibly accept anything negative points about your significant other.

typically lasts no more than 6 months max.
man 1: “why did you break up with your girlfriend?”
man 2: “the honeypoon period ended and it all went downhill.”

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