Hong Gong


what drunk mothers say to their kids at a motley crue concert after they ask where their hot dog is.
figg – “mom, can you get me a hot dog?”
drunk mother – “okay.”

45 min. later

figg – “mom, where’s my hot dog?”
drunk mother – “hong gong?”
figg – “no mom, hot dog.”
drunk mother – “oh, hot dog. you didnt ask me for a hot dog.”

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