Hontus


a term used for excrement, originating from an old man in devon, it is mainly aimed at dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. he has p-ssed this word onto many people in the south west uk and is now reaching the usa,pakistan and india through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
after the 1995 disney release of pocahontas, this fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as ” i bet he likes to poke-a-hontus”
hahaha – look! that woman just stepped in hontus

has someone dropped a hontus on my dinner?, its f-cking horrible.
that sl-t loved it in the -ss ….. poked-her-hontus first night.

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