Hoo Tan
1. the g-d of wrath, firearms, and beer!
g-d of hoo tanity
hoo tan once beat jesus in 10 consecutive arm wrestles and 18 games of rock paper sissors
all powerful king of men and overlord of all existance.
we had a barbaque in hoo tan’s honor, then watched “king of the hill”
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