hoobaday
usually an athletic african american male who spends his days s-xually pleasing frusterated housewives while their husbands are at work. in addition, one can also find hoobadays at night clubs on weekends searching for curious young white women who are intoxicated. the hoobaday uses his compet-tive advantages, namely his 10-14″ p-n-s and athletic stature, to s-xually conquer as many white women as possible. for a description of the hoobaday’s most frequent victim, please refer to the reformed sl-t.
i came home from work early and caught 10 hoobadays taking turns on my wife.
i was at a club in menlo park and there were nothing but hoobadays dancing with drunk sorority girls.
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