hoobaskank

taken from the name of a band, hoobastank, and sk-nks, thus coming up with hoobask-nks. they are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn’t fit into, shorts that he also couldn’t fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other hoobask-nks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of hoobask-nks.
me: wow, look at that herd of hoobask-nks. i wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and tammy faye baker’s makeup went to.
hoobask-nk #1: what the f-ck are you looking at? pervert, quit looking at me!
me: go home you little wh-r- and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in wh-r-s r us.
hoobask-nk #2: shut up, you’re just jealous of us because you can’t have us.
me: ——laughing hysterically—–
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a crusty tw-ted, t-tty saggin,used to play basketball(i mean used to play with basketb-lls,now they,re too small),street corner working. relative f-ckin,donkey d-ck suckin,woops she forgot to deusche her barf hole,c-mmin to take your man sl-t !!!!
look kids at that green fog around that hooker, now thats what we call a hoobask-nk