Hoobie


a nickname for a jaunty short asian guy who works for an international life coaching company.
“i spent a delightful weekend albeit expensive with hoobie, and that guy totally f-cked with my head”
the deffintion of everything
that hoobie was terrific

my hoobie hurts

suck my hoobie

what the hoob
a type of dance where you simply flail yourself about.
“lets go hoobie!”
“dude, look at how good that guy’s hoobieing is”
“lets learn the hoobie”
“hoobie with me?”
chocolate covered biscuit.
“why thankyou, i would love a chocolate covered hoobie!”
1.an idiot that is prodomitally older than you and tries to connect with you like a peer.

2. a meaningless insult to the insultee (the instulter only knows what the word really means).

3. a word that can be a compliment or a insult, depending on tone.
1. jr.(12yrs.)– “hi brett, what are you playing? can i play too? …are you sure that’s how you do that?…when i was your age i loved this….your the cutest thing….”
brett (age 6): hoobie.

hoobie–silly, dumb, annoying, foolish
hoobie–cool
a person of african descent
d-mnn hoobies
slang term for v-g-n-.
the perineum is located between the tailpipe and the hoobie.

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