Hoochie Babies


hoochie babies are hoochie mamas in training but can still be saved before becoming full fledged hoochie mamas (which is a point of no return).

hoochie babies can be saved by either watching ‘what not to wear’ repeatedly or seeking the advice of fabulous, appropriately clothed women. in extreme cases watching ‘what not to wear’ in the presence of fabulous, appropriately clothed women may also be necessary.
blech! someone send those hoochie babies home and turn on the lights so they can find their pants. humbug!

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