Hood Job


the act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.
“i actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro.”

“sweet bro, how did it go?”

“it was great until she p-ssed out and then i had to open the garage door before i could finish.”

“not cool bro. hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open.”

“my bad, bro.”
a bl-wj-b from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.
bob: yo’ john what did you do last night?
john: oh i was bored and went down to amsterdam ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.

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