Hood Monster


a girl that is extremely promiscuous. she knows she is and she uses s-x to meet ends but is not a prost-tute. she sl-ts herself around and usually ends up naked after a couple of beers.
“dude, that girl in there giving that guy a lap dance is a sl-t!”
“i know, shes a hood monster!”

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