hood ornament


a girl’s cl-t ring
hey ashley let me see your hood ornament.
a piercing of the l-b–, specifically the hood that covers the cl-toris. this gives direct stimulation to the cl-toris during s-x even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.
as the paramedics used wire cutters to cut jakes tongue ring loose from her cl-t piercing, debbie realized that her hood ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.
a style of ghostriding where a ghostrider gets on the hood of his scr-per (without a hood ornament) and holds a certain position. this position is looked upon as a hood ornament that the rider would want on his scr-per. the positions can range from the cl-ssic rolls royce logo to school mascots to important figures in the rider’s area. this style is a product of the cc hyphy movement.
while ghostriding
yo man clear out the hood, brown magic ’bout to cise a hood ornament.

observing a ghost ride
look at them, they doin’ hood ornaments.
an object placed on an erect p-n-s that stays there on its own. for example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
girl: hey daniel, i hear you’re packing some serious hangage in them jeans…
daniel: well, let’s just say i can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament 😉
girl: -nom nom nom-

g: dude, that chick is so tiny!
d: ya man, if i play my cards right, i bet i could make her my very own hood ornament!
g: lol
a bl-w j-b completed by the act of removing a woman’s head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect p-n-s.
susan: do you want a bl-w j-b?

joseph: how about a hood ornament?
taking a dump on the hood of someones
car.
i left a fresh steamy hood ornament on
jasons car.
when you plow a filthy wh-r- on the top of your buddy’s car…thus making her a hood ornament…he will know of this event because of the -ss cheek imprints and love juices left behind
that sk-nk rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party

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