Hood Service
the opposite of customer service.
terrible customer service from african-american employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
these employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
customer “h-llo, do you carry paper towels?
:employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly shaniqua’s new weave looks:
customer “excuse me, h-llo?”
:employee glares at customer after being so “rudely” interrupted, then states “maybe, you can try to find ’em” :goes immediately back to conversing:
customer “f-ck this hood service!” :storms out:
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