hoodie bandit
a hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. he/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. you won’t see he/she coming, but if you do, it is because he/she is allowing it. his/her ingress expertise level is professional. be ready to lose if he/she is your opponent.
neveryoumindwho is such a hoodie bandit. i don’t think i have a chance against them.
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