Hoody Bow
n. the act of nearing the end of cleaning ones teeth whilst wearing a hoody. as you lean over the sink to spit, one arm comes across the front of the body to catch the toggles of said hoody in a bow- like manner.
person 1: “what’s that white stuff on your hoody?”
person 2: “i was in a rush this morning and forgot to do the ‘hoody bow'”
person 1: “oh”
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